Thursday, May 9

So, asking questions about my awesome rack?

Asked by ☠ Temple ♥ White Zombie at 09 May,2013
lead people to think I am overly horny and sex-obsessed. So, besides boobs, what are some interesting conversational topics I could use to breach the awkward silence? I can jut wear a low cut top with a push-up bra anyway. We'll talk about my boobs eventually.

Best Answer:
My Evil Twin at 09 May,2013
"overly horny and sex-obsessed" ??? what the he|| are you talking about ? like that is even possible. best line for a guy to overcome an "awkward silence" ? "one of the things I like best about you temple (besides your awesome rack) is how comfortable the silences are when I am with you. USUALLY girls feel the need to keep up a constant chatter". zombie apocalypses always worked for me.

Other Answers:
  1. Idk, nipples? Or does that not work since they are part of your awesome rack? I can't keep up with these rules. :'(
  2. Talk about when you have heavy periods, with blood clots and how many super duper sized tampons you have to use in a day.

    I find that works as a perfect ice-breaker.
  3. How to build an awesome rack :
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByQ-ILkBVng {Not I}

    This one for Hannah Ford.
  4. talk about the weird weather .
  5. You could discuss your cooter.
  6. Talking about music generally eases awkward tension in most starter conversations.
  7. Well, your credentials as a proven dam - i.e. fertile - could stand you in good stead with some of the Men who would like genuinely to be a proper father and have a solid family. Ally that with your basic courage in supporting your daughter and yourself in difficult circumstances, and I'd say that you could be a good catch for the Right Man....if such a one exists any more...

    Never lose track of the basic concept that at the bottom of sexual objectification is the search for a good mate... BE that good mate and damn the fools and torpedoes.... and avoid the sharks....
  8. I prefer large butted girls. Big boobs are ok but should be work with tight tops or sweaters to leave more to the imagination.
  9. "overly horny and sex-obsessed" ???
    what the he|| are you talking about ?
    like that is even possible.

    best line for a guy to overcome an "awkward silence" ? "one of the things I like best about you temple (besides your awesome rack) is how comfortable the silences are when I am with you. USUALLY girls feel the need to keep up a constant chatter".

    zombie apocalypses always worked for me.
  10. you lost the awesome rack crown *cough*