Would you consider yourself to be a magnificent lover?

Asked by Lord THand at 19 May,2013
BQ: If a guy threatens you with a chainsaw for rejecting him, does that mean he is getting serious? And ladies, why do you not find that behavior more flattering. A guy who can get insane over you really does care about you. And I am actually pretty damn serious about that.

Best Answer:

ᵇᵃᵇʸ ᶜʰᵃʳᵗʳᵉᵘˣ at 19 May,2013
My penis has the girth of a thousand year old oak tree.

Other Answers:

1. No. I'm a cold fish
   
2. Probly cuz guys like that are unstable
   
3. Did she buy dinner?? and is she paying for his mortgage or rent and bills??
   
   Then what IDIOT would care about being a magnificent lover for her?
   
   When he asked her out and they went out on a first date....
   did SHE care about HIS orgasm???
   
   Then why would anyone care about HERS??
   
4. My God in heaven your thought process is skewed..... not good at all.......
   
   
   threats are not good at all, and jealousy is not a good thing.
   
   
   
   Love is kind and not hard to find. Peace out and chill.
   
5. Depends..did he buy me a Red, Mustang, Convertible? BQ: No he's insane.
   
6. It behoves one not to brag about this, (get that).
   
   Getting insane is ok from time to time but the chainsaw is going too far. That's a bit Scarface, isn't it?
   
   http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/scarfacechainsaw.jpg
   
7. No, I am possibly the worst possible lover ever to walk the earth. I suck...
   At sex.
   
8. My penis has the girth of a thousand year old oak tree.