Men: Unfortunately, tonight you have to watch either cowboy poetry or the ballet?

Asked by Name at 13 May,2013
...which is the lesser of the two evils?

Best Answer:

ಥ_ಥ I do it for the people at 13 May,2013
Ballet, it's like Yoga.....

Other Answers:

1. Cowboy poetry lol I think
   
2. Ballet, it's like Yoga.....
   
3. Cowboy poetry:
   
   "I was lost on a cold, winter day,
   
   till I saw the lights of my home - far away,
   
   killed a bull for eating my hay,
   
   done good, for one day,
   
   now I need to get me a lay,
   
   in Sante Fe,
   
   where I will don my toupee,
   
   and go watch the ballet."
   
4. Yeeeehawww
   
5. DEFINETELY THE BALLET!!!
   
6. ...
   unless it is christmas and my VERY attractive date insists on "the nutcracker"...
   NO BALLET.
   
   cowboy poetry isn't offensive to me...
   "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
   Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
   Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
   
   Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
   They'll never stay home and they're always alone
   Even with someone they love
   
   Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold
   And they'd rather give you a song than diamonds or gold
   Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levis
   
   And each night begins a new day
   And if you don't understand him and he don't die young
   You'll probably just ride away
   
   Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
   Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
   Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
   
   Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
   They'll never stay home and they're always alone
   Even with someone they love
   
   Cowboys like smoky old pool rooms, clear mountain mornings
   Little warm puppies and children, girls of the night
   And them that don't know him won't like him and them that do
   Sometimes won't know how to take him
   He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him
   Do things to make you think he's right
   
   Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
   Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
   Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
   
   Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
   They'll never stay home and they're always alone
   Even with someone they love
   
   Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
   Don't let 'em pick guitars and drive them old trucks
   Make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such
   
   Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys
   source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/