If I get bitten by a British man will I turn British?

Asked by The Kindest Llama at 10 May,2013
My friend is British and he said he's willing to change me into a Brit for 20$

Best Answer:

Mabel B at 10 May,2013
Yes its true. And then for the first time ever in your life you will be able to make a decent cup of tea, and you will suddenly understand and appreciate sarcasm.

Other Answers:

1. YOU FOUND OUR SECRET?!? NO!!!!
   
2. The Fuck goes on in your head???
   
3. No darling.
   
   That's bs.
   
4. Lotsa luck with that, genius!
   
5. It depends where we bite you. Some parts of the anatomy are immune to the transformation.
   
6. I've only been cyber-bitten, and I'm 1/16th turned.
   
   I can say "shed-yool" now. (schedule)
   
7. LOL he's not a goddamned vampire.
   
8. Are you sure he didn't mean change you TO Brits for $20?
   
9. No, but it's possible that you could catch some gnarly European disease.
   
10. Yes but you may also get tetanus. You can't enjoy a cuppa and roast dinners or walks in the country if you have lock jaw. You will be a disabled Englishman and we are under the greedy Tories right now so you will have to sing for your supper and visit food banks for tins of out of date baked beans and jam.
    
11. I would never let anyone with bad teeth bite me
    
12. Yes
    
13. Yes its true.
    
    And then for the first time ever in your life you will be able to make a decent cup of tea, and you will suddenly understand and appreciate sarcasm.