Thursday, May 9

Is there anything worse in life than the top slice of bread on a sandwich not lining up with the bottom slice?

Asked by Serena at 09 May,2013


Best Answer:
ʄaçade at 09 May,2013
No. But dividing Germany into two countries comes a close second.

Other Answers:
  1. There really isn't anything worse
  2. Yes, walking around in dark and stubbing my toe on something. Seems like it last forever and its annoying pain.
  3. Being reported for every little answer/question i posted? If any dedicated reporters are reading this... Look to my avatar.
  4. OMG - that is disastrous. When that happens the alignment of the upper teeth does not fit neatly into the thickness of the sandwich and can cause a deformation of the lips that can affect kissing performance in the long run. The best solution is the immediate application of cold beer from a bottle or can, which shrinks and tightens the tissue and causes it to revert to its original shape very quickly. Plastic surgeons use that technique, but don't tell anyone I said so.

    In an emergency, you could pollute whiskey with ice (shudders) and apply in small doses.
  5. Stupid restaurants trying to make hamburgers look fat and juicy only to have everything between the buns to slip out the bottom upon your first bite and all you taste is bread and you have to finish the rest with a fork and knife disappointed and disapproving the restaurant promising yourself never to go back only to experience the exact same thing somewhere else leaving you with a lame run-on sentence in GS.
  6. I could think of a few things worse... Like, when they put all the condiments in the middle? UrrrrrrGGG!!!
  7. Even worse...you realize that you have a dry sandwich since you (or the sandwich place) forgot to put on mustard, mayo, or some other flavoring.
  8. It's even worse when it falls apart because there is too much filling. I also like relatively dry food so I hate it when lots of mayo is used.
  9. No. But dividing Germany into two countries comes a close second.