First world problem - Please help!?

Asked by PrettyLittleLiar at 12 May,2013
OK, so, I have been working really hard and, in keeping with my feminist beliefs, I have been letting the house get into a bit of a tip. It has been so long I have actually misplaced the vaccum cleaner - it is M.I.A - and the dust-bunnies are now so big they are looking rather menacing. Basically, the house is no longer 'shabby chic' but 'deraleect'. So, given that I am a strong, independent woman who earns good money, I called in reinforcements and hired a cleaner. She was due to start tomorrow. BUT she has now texted to say she cannot come for another week, and I am worried I am going to contract some kind of disease from my living conditions. Should I move into a hotel for a week? Would that be OTT? Also Waitrose delivered my groceries this afternoon, but gave me ordinary baby tomatoes instead of the organic, vine-ripened sunblushed plum tomatoes I ordered. And I forgot to order chardonnay. God. I am a mess. @Hannah - DEAL! I shall bring the canapes. @ Kook - Thanks for your support. Much appreciated :) * Hi Glinda :)

Best Answer:

ʄaçade at 12 May,2013
Broom. That should make do for a week.

Other Answers:

1. You're not a mess you're just under a lot of stress.
   Living in a messy house merely shows that you have a lot going on right now.
   I think moving into a hotel could be a good idea because it would mean that even if there isn't anything unsafe in your house you'd be taken care of for a week.
   
2. My soul weeps for you. May you have the strength and determination to live one more week without a maid. I will pray for you. ;)
   
3. Oh dear. What HAVE you got yourself into?
   
   I would definitely move into the hotel. You know, for your health n all. And if you're ever stuck, i have some Rose in the fridge? Pop over if you like. We can get drunk and annoy people on Y!A
   
4. Broom. That should make do for a week.
   
5. you are bad at housekeeping,that is a trait and has nothing to do with feminism.i personally can't work if my surroundings are not serene and organized.
   check in to a hotel and get yourself some rest.
   
6. You hired a woman cleaner? How sexist is that?
   
   *smacks with rolled-up newspaper*
   
   Now go clean your house up this instant and become a good domesticated woman.
   
7. You need a man to have sex with you.