Sunday, May 12

Challenge: What is your best shot?

Asked by PrettyLittleLiar at 12 May,2013
So I have been away from GS for a few days, getting out and about in the real world and, strangely, NOONE has insulted me in all of that time. I am starting to miss my daily dose of baseless mysoginy and derogatory comments and attitudes directed at me because I identify as a feminist. So, can you make up for it? What is your baddest insult? HIT ME! *assumes fighting stance BA given to the most creative use of gross generalisations and / or twisting, misinterpreting or otherwise deliberately misrepresenting 'facts' and common-sense notions in order to further your agenda. Note, no TD's will be given by me, no reports will be made by me. Terms and Conditions apply. @Flouride - DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM!!!!!! * shocked and affronted!!! @Mabe - hah ha! Good one! @Facade - Duuuuuude! @MM2 - sigh. U DO know me..... @Zack - What can I say? Us women are complex creatures. @ET - a true master! :)

Best Answer:
My Evil Twin at 12 May,2013
hiya liar... it sounds like you are off you meds... do you need an injection of 'sanity sauce'? it is a scientific FACT that women that don't get their daily recommended dose of 'joy juice' suffer from depression at more than 10 times the rate of women that properly serviced by a MANLY Man. http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2011/03/03/does-semen-make-women-happy/ AND it makes YOU smarter. "Here’s a snapshot of other recent findings from Gallup’s lab: semen-exposed women perform better on concentration and cognitive tasks; " http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/bering-in-mind/2010/09/22/an-ode-to-the-many-evolved-virtues-of-human-semen/ i feel like I am cheating you since I am NOT guilty of, " gross generalisations and / or twisting, misinterpreting or otherwise deliberately misrepresenting 'facts' and common-sense notions in order to further your [my] agenda" but only stating scientific FACTS.

Other Answers:
  1. who are you?
  2. Hello.
  3. This is the internet...I doubt that you want anyone insulting you...
  4. I like

    "Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you are abusing that right"
  5. Shouldn't you be out in the world pretending to love a guy?
  6. PLL, I noticed your were gone and was becoming worried. Glad you are back now.

    My best shot is when the shoulder impacts the rim at the same time as the bead strikes the head. This gives a sharp "Krack" sound that stands out.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJbqRA4fSrM { Not I }
  7. Ahh, yes. Typical woman just loving to get abused and dominated by her male counterparts. I thought you feminists were supposed to HIDE the fact that you love being talked down to, that you love being dominated by your man, that you want to be treated as inferior. What's with the sudden change of heart, woman?
  8. So sorrrrry, but all I've got from this is you're a masochist. I'm marginally certain that you would get off on it.
  9. hiya liar...

    it sounds like you are off you meds...
    do you need an injection of 'sanity sauce'?
    it is a scientific FACT that women that don't get their daily recommended dose of 'joy juice' suffer from depression at more than 10 times the rate of women that properly serviced by a MANLY Man.
    http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2011/03/03/does-semen-make-women-happy/

    AND it makes YOU smarter.
    "Here’s a snapshot of other recent findings from Gallup’s lab: semen-exposed women perform better on concentration and cognitive tasks; "
    http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/bering-in-mind/2010/09/22/an-ode-to-the-many-evolved-virtues-of-human-semen/

    i feel like I am cheating you since I am NOT guilty of, " gross generalisations and / or twisting, misinterpreting or otherwise deliberately misrepresenting 'facts' and common-sense notions in order to further your [my] agenda" but only stating scientific FACTS.
  10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  11. You smell like Mattesson's pork sausage and your Dad is an estate agent. Your Mum is also a bullying in your face Avon lady and you have vaginal thrush.
  12. You smell like a dragon's breath after it has eaten 12 farmers who hadn't bathed in 5 days.
  13. Your life must be really sad if you get off from people saying bad things to you, your parents must have sucked.
  14. You are so very evidently an un-edified, incongruous, moronic and to the upmost egregious monstrosity of mortal twaddle to ever draw such an undeserved breath. I am weary of you, you malnourished, rancid tuft of winnet-ridden rectal pubic hair.
  15. I didn't even realize you had left.
  16. You're stupid!!
    ...that's all I got. Um...sorry! >o<
  17. You man hatin', ball breakin' hairy legged feminist you...

    And you eat dog poop
  18. You are a feminist and a jargon spewing tw@t.